The GOP Base: Still Keeping It Classy & Completely Unenlightened

Gotta love a group of people willing to blindly follow anyone as long as they hit on the same god fearing talking points they love to hear. A group so unintelligent they are still not ready to admit that rain is definitely NOT angels crying and are certain that man and dinosaurs walked the earth together. A group that is more concerned with zings against their opponent than their candidate's actual policy. A group of small brained retards who actually believe that the media conspires against them despite the fact that most media is owned by huge corporations. But, you know who loves them most of all? The GOP! Who wouldn't want a large group of highly religious, racist, small minded, scared yahoos who will blindly follow you? The United States could literally be on fire right now AND (hypothetically of course) the Republican party could step forward and say it was their fault the country was on fire and you know what? The Base would still vote for them! No shit, because the United States burning up is not nearly as important to them as stopping gay people from having a normal life or being allowed to buy an AK47 at the mall.

These are the same people whose ancestors thought it would be a good idea to burn women at the stake because they might be witches (Sarah Palin still seems to be concerned about that witch problem) These are the people who think since Barak Obama doesn't have an anglo name that he is secretly a terrorist who has infiltrated the US goverment and just has all the dumb liberals snowed. These are the people who laugh at a man who gets choked up when discussing the death of his wife and daughter because he is a democrat (See Below.) These are the people who boo journalists for spreading the truth and occasionally tell a black cameraman, "Sit down boy." These people are the GOP base and they THINK they are doing America proud.