Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Don't Know How Much More I Can Take!!!

"I watch you at these debates with no notes, no papers, and yet when asked questions, you spout off facts, figures, and policies, and I'm amazed. But then I look out into the audience and I ask myself, 'Does any of this really matter?' " - Sarah Palin speaking to former Alaska Gubernatorial opponent Andrew Halcro in 2006

If I make it to November without having a fucking brain aneurysm I will be amazed. If someone is cramming for a debate so they can hold the second highest office in the United States you better be terrified. You cram for Biology tests for god's sake, not to be the Vice-President.

I feel like two old rich white guys have made a $1 dollar bet a la Trading Places just to see what would happen if they inserted some complete yahoo into a world they clearly don't belong. I can only assume that the real VP candidate in in a tree stand somwhere in Alaska hunting caribou and freezing his/her ass off.

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